What happened in Vegas

14 Jan

So, I recently learned some distressing news and, as a stylist, feel the need to share it with you. If you easily get nauseous and are not already sitting, I suggest you do so before reading on.

My very good friend told me of a gal, whose name shall remain anonymous in order to protect her identity, who was enjoying a stroll down the Vegas strip when her sandals began to cause painful blisters on her feet. Not wanting to endure the pain any longer, she slipped into a store and purchased a pair of socks. She then placed the socks on her feet and………gulp………the sandals over the socks. She, with her ever so accommodating hubby, exited the store and proceeded to walk the streets of sin city, in broad daylight, wearing cropped pants highlighting the socks and sandals in all their glory.

The look on my face must have said it all because my friend asked,

“What? Is something wrong with wearing socks with sandals?”

To which I responded,

“Absolutely yes!!! One must never ever wear socks with sandals! Oh my gosh, what a fashion faux pa! I bet someone put her on UTube. Please tell me they weren’t the thick, fuzzy kind of socks. Tell me they didn’t read Viva Las Vegas and have dice hanging from them.”

In my book, socks worn with sandals is one of the biggest what not wears, yet this gal don’t think twice about it. Now, I love a person who has the confidence to rock an atrocious look, especially  in bright daylight, but next time please, please cover them blisters with band-aids, hail a taxi, rest at a buffet for a while, have enough cocktails to kill the pain sista’. Don’t wear socks with sandals!

4 Responses to “What happened in Vegas”

  1. Jessica January 26, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

    OMG! Sista should’ve bought new shoes before ever wearing socks with sandals, lol!

  2. Anonymous January 26, 2012 at 7:50 pm #

    OMG! Laughed loud at this… sista buy new shoes not socks! duh!

  3. Bobbi McKennon January 14, 2012 at 9:02 pm #

    Seriously! Did this really happen? Were they cute socks?

    • Paula Parisotto January 15, 2012 at 9:59 am #

      I wasn’t there to witness it…….shew, but my friends no liar.

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