You Might Be a Red Neck

10 Aug

Personal Stylist

If you’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding………you might be a red neck.

-Jeff Foxworthy, American Comedian

Who ever said red necks don’t have style was flat wrong. Let’s take for example, camouflage. Pattern is a ginormous trend and green, in its many tints and shades, is big for fall 2012. And how about hats? Big trend for us fashion forward folks! Ever seen a red neck without a hat on his/her head? I think not. Tank tops, bras, boots? Style staples for both red necks and fashionistas. Rednecks are also very good on the environment. By BBQing road kill, they are recycling. By living in trailers that belonged to their mothers uncles sisters grandpappy, they are reusing and thereby reducing their carbon footprint. So, raise up your Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and let’s toast to redneck style.

If you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill……..you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy, American Comedian

Vintage Trailer

spam trailer

Spam memorabilia

Spam quote

redneck women

Style Tip  ::  Take it from red neck women, your hunting knife should always match your outfit and your bra should not.

Cabela’s Duck Waders, Tank Tops, Hats, Fishing Lure Earrings, Hunting Knife, Shorts and Shades

Easy & Affordable Style for $0 (Just go a diggin’ in your garage……… or your neighbors)

7 Responses to “You Might Be a Red Neck”

  1. gracefully50 August 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    Hilarious!!

  2. chicenvelopements August 10, 2012 at 5:16 am #

    Too funny! Love the trailer and I’m going to take the hunting knife and the bra style tip to heart.
    Beth

    • Paula Parisotto August 10, 2012 at 6:46 am #

      It is one of the most important, and often overlooked, fashion tips that I can share Beth :)
      Paula

  3. astimegoesbuy August 10, 2012 at 4:31 am #

    Is it wroong to sometimes dream about frying spam? :D

    • Paula Parisotto August 10, 2012 at 6:45 am #

      Only if you aren’t planning to serve it with a side of tater tots and cotton candy :)
      Paula

      • astimegoesbuy August 10, 2012 at 7:27 am #

        Bugga!
        That was the dinner menu for when you come to visit! ;)
        Loz (the Aussie Hillbilly)

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