So, here is my well thought out, quite reasonable analysis for needing glam gold high heel ice skates? Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs! Let me explain…..
Safety Needs: Medical insurance, Job security, Financial reserves, Living in a safe area……….Insurance? Check! Job Security? Yep! Financial Reserves? Got that covered! Safe area to live? Well I do fear the coyotes and snakes but I’ll still say, Check! Move ahead one level.
Social Needs: Friendship, Belonging to a group, Giving and Receiving Love…….I’m completely covered here. So many friendships with ample love flowing to and fro. Besides what friends or family of mine wouldn’t want to skate with me while I’m wearing super sweet glam gold ice skates? Proceed to the next level.
Esteem Needs: Recognition, Attention, Social Status, Accomplishment, Self-respect………..When skating (okay, let’s be honest here, when falling a lot, A LOT, while attempting to skate) in my glam gold high heel ice skates I will receive recognition, command attention, up my social status, accomplish my goal to fall less than 17 times and have self-respect out the wazoo. Next level please.
Self-Actualization: Truth, Justice, Wisdom, Meaning……….Truth is, I would not be doing Justice to my blog readers if I didn’t use my fashion Wisdom and buy these skates. There would just be no Meaning to this style post, right?
So there! Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs perfectly demonstrates my quality reasoning for the purchase of glam gold high heel ice skates. Now where did I put my check book and car keys?
Never saw anything like that at the Minnesota ice skating rinks that I grew up around.
WOW!
They must have started in NY or CA
LOL! You crack me up!!
Are those skates for real??
They ARE for real and they make me happy
Totally loving your thought process and justification.
I try